... that every time I give Mason a banana I get worried. I'll hand it to him, turn away to do something else, and then IT'S GONE. Did he eat it? He ate it right? WHERE IS IT??? Let's just say we had a certain incident once in the car and I found a banana in my purse a day or so later, so I have good reason to wonder if that banana was really eaten or is hiding somewhere in my house.
... that it annoys me to no end that I can't keep my windows open at night because one of my neighbors smokes pot around 8pm. I was unaware of this fact since it was so hot and we were using our air conditioner so much but the other night, it was actually cool, so I opened the windows only to walk downstairs to find that my whole downstairs smelled like weed. I then proceeded to yell to Seth (who was upstairs) to close Mason's window (which was also open and his room also now smelled like weed) because someone was smoking outside. And then I slammed the windows shut. Yep, no shame.
... that it also annoys me to no end that my other neighbor was ridiculously loud talking and drinking and laughing out on his back patio (which backs up to my living room window as well as Mason's bedroom window upstairs) until well past 11pm one Friday night a couple weeks ago. ELEVEN PM. Yes, I know that makes me sound old, but when I have a four year old that goes to bed at 8pm, that is NOT ok. Not only is it not ok, but it's also ridiculously rude. And I have zero patience for that. Do people not have any common courtesy anymore?
... that I'm super happy that I got married when I did. I used to wish that Pinterest was around when Seth and I got married, but now I'm glad I didn't have access to 178236752 different wedding types, inspiration photos, cakes, dresses, you name it, you can find it on Pinterest.
... that it annoys me when I click on a post to read it and all I can see are sponsored things - ads on the side bar, ads that pop up and block my view of the post, ads that pop up on pictures and block me from seeing the whole thing. It's the BIGGEST turn off. I'd say it mostly happens on things I find on Pinterest, but I've literally clicked away before because I just can't handle the spam.
... that I went to Chick-fil-a the other day for lunch with Mason and we were going to go through the drive thru and the person in front of me literally almost hit the person in front of them because they were both trying to get in front of one another and neither one wanted to stop. I mean, I know CFA is good, but it's definitely not worth getting in an accident over.
... that I had a cut on the tip of my right hand thumb the other day so I put a bandaid on it. Let me tell you... it made it INSANELY hard to text! I know that sounds really dumb, but I was getting so mad that it kept pushing the wrong buttons and leaving out letters. I contemplated taking it off JUST for texting. #sadbuttrue
... that I was slightly more annoyed that I think I should have been when I purposely went to Starbucks on the release day of the Red Cups and they gave me a... GREEN CUP. #firstworldproblems . I mean, I get it, they were probably trying to use up the rest of their green cup stock, but when you announce that it's red cup day, I want a red cup! Needless to say I've more than made up for it in the past few days... oops.
... that I had actually planned to do a "Readers Choice" Stitch Fix post on Monday where you all could help me decide what to keep from my latest Stitch Fix box, but I just didn't love enough to really make it worth it. I ended up keeping one thing, but I think I may change it up and ask for a new stylist next time and then ask for your feedback! Stay tuned :)
And that's all my confessions for today! Can you relate to anything I confessed?
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