I'm excited to link up again this month with Kristin from Taz and Belly for her Little Letters series and bring you a few little letters...
First and foremost...
Why do you have 675 options for plungers? Are they REALLY all that different? Maybe 20 options would be sufficient?
Thank you for calling me to tell me that there was a cancellation on February 20th and for bumping my appointment up after I had to push it back. I'm very sorry that I came straight from work and didn't have a chance to brush my teeth... and that I ate a bunch of Girl Scout cookies about 10 minutes before you called.
Dear Freeway Sign "Stay alert. Pedestrians don't wear armor",
Random for you to be telling me about pedestrians on the freeway (I sure hope there's none!), but true none the less. Here's hoping that you're a generic sign for always and not a warning for watching for pedestrians walking on the freeway...
You are slowly killing me. Waiting for things to load is so 1999. Get with it.
Dear No Reply Commenters,
I'm sorry I'm not responding to your comments! When you don't have your email attached to your profile, your emails come through as "firstname.lastname@example.org" (or something like that) and I don't know how to comment back. Please make sure your email is linked to your profile! Here's a quick tutorial to fix it or to make sure you're not one of them!
Dear Amazon (again),
When you tell me that something is available for same day delivery and I order on 2/15, I assume it will arrive later that same day... on 2/15... not on 2/16. Additionally when I place an order on 2/15 and you tell me something is available for 2 day delivery, I assume it will be here 2 days later... on 2/17... not on 2/20. Someone needs to get Amazon a calendar!
See you soon!
If you need me today, you know where I'll be 😉
Can you relate to any of my letters?
Long Live the Beard
1 hour ago